Sunday, July 10, 2011

Life by Keith Richards

Life by Keith Richards

Keith Richards, guitarist and songwriter of The Rolling Stones, can now add author to his list of accomplishments. His story is captivating and every Stones fan and rock and roll lover will be hard-pressed to put it down. Years of traveling, playing music, drug addiction and fame makes for a fascinating story and he’s quite happy to tell you all about it. Life is a captivating story. It’s a wonder he’s still alive and has the wherewithal to tell it.
The book starts with a narrow escape from an Arkansas diner. It’s 1975, a time of riots, civil unrest, sexual and Cultural Revolution. Nixon was President, Arkansas was attempting to ban rock and roll and the Rolling Stones were considered the most dangerous band in the world.
Richards, Ron Woods and two friends stop at a diner while en route to Dallas. Because they were in the restroom forty minutes (getting high takes time after all) the staff called the police who were waiting for them as they pulled away. They were detained and eventually freed but there were more court cases to come.
Richards was surrounded by music and music lovers in childhood. In school he was part of a choir, winning trophies at a competition held at Westminster Abbey. Ironically, he was left back in school because of the classes he was excused from for choir practice. And so a rebel was born. 
Richards details how he bonded with Mick Jagger, a neighbor who also loved music. The band got their name from the first track of The Best of Muddy Waters, “Rollin’ Stone.”
The book, rich with details, reads very authentically. It’s at times funny and frequently insightful. He talks freely about the sometimes cruel business aspect of the music industry, touring for three years with only ten days off and how Jagger’s LVS (lead vocalist syndrome) put a wedge between them. He explains how the stadium tours are where the real profits are, not song royalties and the humanitarian service groupies provide. Richards tells up close and personal details of the Stones and himself. He almost lost a hand while on safari in Africa and gives the secret of making excellent bangers and mash, a British favorite.
            What is consistent is Richards’s undying love for music. “I could kick smack. I couldn’t kick music.” (Richards page 57). He is a living legend and an extraordinary musician.   
        Life inspires a greater respect for what it takes to get to the top and stay there.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Bridesmaids

Bridesmaids





The three best words to describe Bridesmaids are, “Go see it.” This movie should be the benchmark of “chick flick.” Because “chick flick” connotes a movie that’s romantic- relationship driven, therefore unrealistic the term is demeaning. This movie is about the kind of friendships women have with each other. Honest, intense and sometimes adversarial. It’s too bad there aren’t more movies like it.
Annie’s (Kristen Wiig) best friend since childhood, Lillian (Maya Rudolph) is getting married and of course she will be her maid of honor. Planning your best friend’s bridal shower and bachelorette party is stressful and Annie’s finances are precarious but there’s another complication.
Bridesmaid Helen (Rose Byrne) has lots of time, loads of money and wants to cement her place in Lillian’s life. Within minutes of Annie and Helen’s meeting the gauntlet is thrown down and their competition begins.
The ensuing events include a catastrophic dress fitting, a junket to Las Vegas that results in a circuitous route and a bridal shower that is a disaster of epic proportions. The situations are in turn funny, hilarious, entertaining and poignant. Annie’s description of how men ask for oral sex is worth the price of admission alone and there’s plenty more where that came from.
There is no nudity but the movie is rated R because of positions, literally, the characters find themselves in. The cast is pitch perfect. Film legend Jill Clayburgh appears as Annie’s mother and Melissa McCarthy is a force to be reckoned with.
At a glance it is tempting to assume Bridesmaids is a female version of The Hangover. It is not.
The characters, plot and situations are driven more by emotion than drunkenness. Odds are greater that you have competed to hold your place in a friend’s life than removing your own teeth.
It’s possible heterosexual men won’t enjoy the film (although Howard Stern seemed to like it) but it is a good first date movie choice.
Pay attention how not to ask for oral sex.